Hello again. I was gonna go for a midnight jog tonight, but someone pointed out I’d be running late so I’ve decided against it. People like to judge, don’t they? I want to be judged on the way I am, not on the things I do. Yet still I ended up getting 5 years in the big house and was told if I do it again, I’ll be off to prison! I wonder why it’s called the big house. Yeah, yeah, I know it’s big and people live in it but that’s not really the point. I mean, the hammerhead shark is a shark with a head shaped like a hammer, but it’s not called a hammerhead shark is it!

 

If there’s one thing I really can’t understand though, it’s Chinese. Languages are a funny thing aren’t they? Take French for example. When I see a cat, I think “there’s a cat”, not “there’s a chat”. When I see the sun, I think “there’s the sun”, not “there’s the soleil”. When I see a train, I think “there’s a train”, not, oh never mind that one. It must be hard for foreign language speaking people having to do the translation first in their heads before having a conversation I’d imagine. I have the utmost respect for people who live in countries where English is not the mother tongue, unlike some people who are just philistines!