Are you a postman or a dustman or in some other dead end job where if we tell you that the average IT salary is 37000 pounds a year, you’d be silly enough to think that you can earn that sort of money just like that after a 4 week course because you’ve got the dollar signs in your eyes? Good! Then you’re just the kind of silly bastard we’re after so read on…
Did you know that the average salary for an IT professional is 37000 pounds a year? Yeah, ok, the truth is the average is only that high because there are a few people up the top creaming it in at well over 100K a year – most IT jobs will only get you… well probably no more than you’re already earning now really, but, can I just check you still have the dollar signs in your eyes? Good! If you pay us a ridiculous amount each week, we will chuck you a copy of the Which Idiots Guide To Using A PC To Stop It Making A Da-Donk Noise Whenever You Push A Button magazine and convince you that you’re ready for a crappy career in IT. All IT jobs must pay well right? It’s IT and it sounds techy and must be well paid right? Can you still not think of anything else apart from the number 37000? Good! Read on…
Do you really think that you can achieve the same skill set after a 4 week course that people have after 3 years of a degree course? Do you think that sometimes you really can get something for nothing? Do you find French and Saunders' re-enactments of famous films funny just because Dawn French is an extremely fat version of a character in that film? Do people call you a bit of a dimlo? Do you think a dimlo is a female sex aid? Good! Read on...
Do you have good social skills and find it easy to talk to people? Never mind, we can train you out of it so you a ready for a career in IT. Do you own a brown tank top? Well bloody buy one, grow a beard and join us. We will even help you to find a job on completion of your course, probably doing what you were doing before you started it.