I've just joined so hello from me
about 1 hour ago from txt

Not sure what I should put now loloooool
45 minutes ago from txt

Just leaving the house
40 minutes ago from txt

I'm on the steps now
38 minutes ago from txt

Second step
36 minutes ago from txt

Fourth step
36 minutes ago from txt

Sorry, I forgot to say I was on the third step
35 minutes ago from txt

Third step (I fell backwards)
34 minutes ago from txt

Fourth step
34 minutes ago from txt

Missed the bus because I kept stopping to type inane bollocks on here
30 minutes ago from txt

I'm not sure who's sadder, me or the 3267 followers I've now got
27 minutes ago from txt

I wonder how long it is until the next bus?
24 minutes ago from txt

@person_standing_next_to_me_at_bus_stop oh thanks
23 minutes ago from txt

@rtopa probably about 10 more mins til the next one. Thanks for caring.
Or are you just trying to chat me up?
22 minutes ago from txt

@rtopa I thought so. But thanks for saying I sound interesting. Trust me
nobody has ever said that to me before
19 minutes ago from txt

I love tweeting already. My life now has purpose for a change
16 minutes ago from txt

@the_real_paris_hilton_not_one_of_the_200_pretend_ones Yeah it probably
is just a fad, but I don't get out much
11 minutes ago from txt

Bus has turned up
10 minutes ago from txt

First step
10 minutes ago from txt

Bus driver has just told me to "hurry the fuck up and put your fucking phone
away"
9 minutes ago from txt

Second step
8 minutes ago from txt

@busdriver I'm moving and texting as fast as I can ok
8 minutes ago from txt

First step (on my arse)
7 minutes ago from txt

On the pavement
7 minutes ago from txt

The bus has driven off :( I hope my boss won't be angry when I'm late :(
6 minutes ago from txt

@boss I'm so sorry, please don't sack me
3 minutes ago from txt

Shit
1 minute ago from txt