You may know that 4,000,000 people got married in the US last year but did you also know that 2% of them met on NoMoreRohypnol (formally eHA!Money!)? And going by our adverts, those 2% were pretty much all mixed ethnic relationships. With any luck, by this time next year they'll all be divorced and back on our site again. And now we're here to fleece the UK too!! We're not a dating site, we're a relationship site so in other words, we're a dating site but relationship site sounds so much better and less sleazy we hope. Think of it like a forced marriage, but less fun! For a ridiculously high fee, we can take all the fun out of dating for you and set you up with what a computer program decides are your best matches. In fact we won't even let you browse members who don't fit your profile description. Love at first sight and opposites attract? Pah!
For your ridiculously high monthly fee, we also offer the following exclusive facilities...
No audio!
No cam option!
No checking who looked at your profile!
No performing your own profile search!
None of those nasty gays!
And best of all, no chat at all! Just crappy old email!
At NoMoreRohypnol we go beyond pictures of ugly people and the description a user has put on their profile and instead match people by a huge collection of answers to tick box questions. Mental! So if you're serious about being absolutely desperate to hurry up and get bloody married to someone (anyone!!!) who's probably lied something chronic about their personality on their profile, then join up today. We won't regret it even if you do!