As I have previously mentioned in a previous blog previously, if you put topical content in a blog, in particular if it involves mentioning Cheryl Cole, FHM's sexiest female for 2009, which is still Cheryl Cole just to hopefully place me higher up in the Google listings, you are guaranteed a few more visitors. Which probably explains why my blog "HaveanAffair.com" has received the most visits!(And that, fact fans is sad but true). So if you've just joined in because of the Cheryl Cole reference, then welcome pervs and do read on!
Cheryl Cole recently indicated that she doesn't trust her husband, footballer, and all-round bit of a cocky-arse twat, Ashley. But it's not as if trust is that important in a relationship anyway eh Cheryl? Cheryl has said that she is not happy with just Ashley, she wants even more children. I feel sorry for Cheryl. You can always tell when a female celebrity truly loves her husband to be when she changes her name to that of their husbands so as to make a statement that they are willing to sacrifice their brand (sur)name for love. Which explains why most of them don't do it.
You always know when a relationship is in trouble or when a couple want to show that they are blissfully happy together despite reports to the contrary - they hold hands in public, presumably in order to prevent that hand from giving them a good punch to the face. I used to tie my ex-girlfriend's hands behind her back but that was for an entirely different reason. David Cameron and his wife have been swanning around Manchester lately hand-in-hand, just to show what a solid relationship they have. But I secretly know his wife isn't happy with him even though it's not so secret anymore as I am also trusting you with the information. I know this because she is married to David Cameron so it's obvious she can't be happy if you think about it, which I must've done if you think about it, which you may do sometime when you're bored. Which could be about now.
David Cameron has stated that he doesn't want the Conservative party to be elected simply because they are sick to the tits of Labour. But that's how elections work Mr David sir. People vote to get people out, not people in. How else do you explain Boris Johnson being mayor of London. The conservatives could've put up any old bumbling, scruffy bastard shambles and put Boris up as if to prove it. The electoral system works as follows... A party gets in. After 10 years or so everyone gets sick of them and forgets how bad the other lot were when they were in. That party then gets in. Continue ad nauseum.