Convicted criminals out on parole
Secret girlfriends of Ashley Cole
And those wanting to pump their bodies full of cholesterol
Were just passing by

People that just feel
That the meat can't be real
And find a certain appeal
About crap toys in a happy meal
Were just passing by

Those that like to be served by someone miserable or rude
And don't mind the big queue
For the slowest ever kind of fast food
Were just passing by

The chaste, acne-faced, straight-laced and shit-faced
Whose faith was misplaced
When they thought the M burger might have some form of taste
Were just passing by

The toddlers, young parents and the aging
School children bunking
And the people who can't quite afford Burger King
Were just passing by

People paying by cash, voucher or plastic
Who feel a bit of a dick
When the burger they buy looks nothing like the pic
And then 5 minutes after eating start to feel a bit sick
Were just passing by

There's a McDonalds for everyone (and pretty much one McDonalds restaurant per person)